You know you're a mom when...

• You can recite Goodnight Moon in it's entirety completely by heart


• You have to put things like "pluck eyebrows" on your to-do list otherwise you'll never remember


• You eat most of your meals standing up, and while doing three other things at the same time


• You don't buy silk because let's be honest, it's not exactly "kid friendly"


• Your social life ends at 7:30 p.m. because that's when someone goes nite-nite
• You continue to be amazed by the fact that you don't mind being home at 7:30 every night


• You spend hours pulling carpet fuzz out of your child's mouth, and smooshed food trails off the floor


• You realize you can't remember the last time you had a really good, solid night's sleep


• You drive like a senior citizen


• You forget what it was like to have control over your own life


• You love that you've given complete control of your life to this little person who reminds you everytime they reach up for you, or lay their head on your shoulder, how lucky you are