I had to fish my toothpaste out of my own urine because someone* thought it would be funny to throw it in the toilet with reckless abandon before I had flushed.
*I'm talking about you, infant
I just threw my duvet cover into the wash because said infant also had a major hand-in-poop incident this morning while on top of my bed.
And I just got back from running errands and found these on my feet.
At least I no longer have to worry about losing my mind… I can now safely assume it’s already gone.
1 comment:
That is too funny about the shoes!
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