Dear potential caretaker of my precious child,
Thank you for posting your profile to this website in hopes that you might be the right fit for our family. Before we meet for coffee to discuss your qualifications, hobbies, and past
To begin, if your profile picture portrays you as a potential drug dealer or lady of the night, you will not be hearing from me. Appropriate dress would be required for this position, and by appropriate I mean fit for public, not a jail cell.
If you have copious grammatical errors in your personal description you will not be hearing from me. I'm judgy like that.
If you are under the age of 22 or over the age of 55 you need not apply. I think we can all agree those two age groups may not be best fit for chasing my child 8 hours a day.
If you specify that you'd like to watch my child in your home but you look like someone from Hoarders, you will not be hearing from me.
And lastly, If you cannot prove you are current on your immunizations or citizenship this is not the right position for you.
Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to carefully screening the remaining 3 applicants that fit my criteria.
Warm regards,
Jennifer
2 comments:
Lol. Am I missing a good story since our 40 minute conversation yesterday morning? :)
are you using sitter city? I had a few interesting exchanges on there as well. But, fortunately, did find someone! Hope the search gets better.
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